“I also need Thursdays off for my YouTube channel.” The first-day intern stunned the MSP with “non-negotiables”: four-day workweek, stock options, and a vegan snack stipend. Asked about on-prem work, they replied, “What’s an office?” The MSP is considering it—mostly out of curiosity, partly out of desperation.

In a tragic yet preventable incident, a local business owner was locked out of critical systems today after running out of color-coded Post-It notes containing all his MFA recovery codes. “I knew my yellow one was for email, blue was for payroll, and pink was for that thing the IT guy set up in 2019,”…