“I just asked for gluten-free buns and no ice in the lemonade,” said the shell-shocked father of three. “Next thing you know, we’re in a kill box.”

Fortunately, casualties were limited to a 2008 Dodge Caravan and a flower planter.

The Chick-fil-A location is reportedly working with AI developers to dial back sensitivity settings after the assistant mistook the demanding order for a hostile threat.