Fisher-Price has launched its newest addition to early childhood development: the Lil’ Helpdesk, a brightly colored plastic workstation designed to introduce toddlers to the joys and traumas of frontline tech support.

The interactive playset includes tiny dual monitors, a non-functioning ticketing system, a plastic headset that squeaks instead of working, and a customer on hold who has been waiting “since before nap time.”

“We wanted to create a toy that teaches little ones important life lessons,” said Fisher-Price VP of Imagination Initiatives, Cheryl Maplewood. “Lessons like how to handle irate callers, what a cyber breach is, and how to pretend you’ve read the ticket notes.”

“My daughter Susie used to be shy,” said one parent. “But now she confidently tells customers to reboot, cries under her desk during ‘major incidents,’ and refuses to share the headset. It’s beautiful to see her blossom.”

Fisher-Price says the Lil’ Helpdesk prepares children for “a rewarding future career in IT support, MSP life, or any job where emotional exhaustion is part of the onboarding process.”