In a tragic yet preventable incident, a local business owner was locked out of critical systems today after running out of color-coded Post-It notes containing all his MFA recovery codes.

“I knew my yellow one was for email, blue was for payroll, and pink was for that thing the IT guy set up in 2019,” said the panicked CEO.

Experts confirm sticky note depletion is now the #1 cause of failed logins at small businesses.

Reminder: Writing your passwords on Post-It notes is risky. Writing everything on Post-It notes is inevitable.